Funny Food Quotes

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
~ W.C. Fields

"Never eat more than you can lift. "
~ Miss Piggy

"Fun-sized Snickers? Who’s this fun for? Not me. I need six or seven of these babies in a row to start having fun."
~ Jeff Carlin

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
~ Mark Twain

"I’ll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a moustache."
~ Niles Crane, Frasier

"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'"
~ Yogi Berra

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
~ Calvin Trillin

"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. "
~ George Miller

"Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either."
~ Trixie Koontz

"Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter."
~ Fran Lebowitz

"Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!"
~ Tom Smothers

"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
~ P. J. O’Rourke

"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

Julia Child Quotes

"It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it."
~ Julia Child

"The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook."
~ Julia Child

Diet Quotes

"I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks."
~ Totie Fields

"I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good – if it’s the pepper or the oni."
~ Ulrik Stephens

"The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.
~ Andy Rooney